Should this question be in the electronics section instead of Politics?

With the Iowa Caucuses coming up within a few hours, will the drool from leftists writing posts, making one last attempt to label Bush as a Nazi or belittle Republicans in some general way, actually short out their keyboards, or are keyboards sealed against copious amounts of moisture? If the keyboards are not sealed, will the text of their ravings actually reach this forum? If one of them can actually come up with a positive thing to say about Hillary, will the whole system short out?